Thursday, March 25, 2010

*sigh*

sup. i have read the whole maximum ride series of six books in six days. a book a day. pretty sweet huh? well, not officially, but im pretty sure i'll finish the last one tomorrow. it makes me dream about something that i can not and will not tell you for the sake of me staying alive and being able to walk outside without a paper bag over my head. just sayin. so don't even ask. part of it has to do with pizza blowing up. but not all the time.
I'll just say this-
he has wings that are so dark that they look dark purple in the sunshine.
you know, from what the book tells me,
and he has black eyes.
and black hair
and he's tan.
and the first letter of his name is F
and the next one is A
and the next one is N
and the last one is G.
but that's all.
FANG

Saturday, March 20, 2010

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I AM SO MAD!!!!! if any of you have read the maximum ride series and have also read the new one, FANG, then you will be so freakin mad too!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT!!! HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO LEAVE HER!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE EXPECTS HER TO WAIT TWENTY FREAKIN YEARS TO SEE HIM AGAIN!!!! AND, HE JUST LEAVES A NOTE SAYING ALL THIS PASSIONATE STUFF ABOUT HER AND THEN HE'S GONE!! RIGHT AFTER THEIR DOGS GET MARRIED!! (lol) BUT IT'S STILL NOT RIGHT!!! I SWEAR I AM TOTALLY GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY IF THEY DON'T SEE EACHOTHER AGAIN SOON!!!! AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO SELFISH OF HIM!!! BUT I STILL LOVE HIM!!! OMW YO JAMES PATTERSON- IF YOU EVER READ THIS, PLEASE!!! MAKE HIM COME BACK!!!! HURRY UP AND WRITE A NEW BOOK FOR ME!!! COME ON!!! I'LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND!!!!!! I AM SO FREAKIN MAD!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

MY BIRTHDAY!!!

Is tomorrow!!!! I am so excited that I can hardly breath- :) I'll finally be a REAL teenager!! Just three more years till I can drive, and get a job, and have money and, and, and, OH IM JUST SO EXCITED!!!!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Please-

If somebody knows mother nature, please give her a call! It's really windy, and I don't want it to be windy. I want it to be sunny like in Arizona. Please give her a call.
If she doesn't answer, Try again.
If she still doesn't answer, try one more time.
If she still doesn't answer, call me and I will make her answer cause so help me I am sick and tired of this wind and if we have bad weather on my birthday somebody is gonna get hurt.
Thank You!
:)

Thursday, March 4, 2010

YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK!!!

Yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck my dad is pickling eggs and they are super gross yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck my kitchen stinks yuck yuck yuck YUCK!!!

did i mention that it's yucky?! well it is!!! YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK
and it's all thanks to that Guy Fieri on the food network. THANKS A LOT! I'M NEVER WATCHING YOUR SHOW AGAIN!!!

Ugh.

It's snowing outside. I am so sick of snow. SICK OF IT! I want to go and blow all those clouds away so they can snow on somebody elses yard. Ag. I can't open my window now! Yesterday I was able to open my blinds and windows and hear all the birdies chirping and feel the cool weather and then BAM! snow. snow snow snow. Sick of it. It's only been snowing for like an hour and there's a ton of it. It better be a sunshiny day tomorrow or else I'll need to take a chill pill. Or wait, a hot pill, cuz if i took a chill pill it would add to the cold of the snow and- OH WHATEVER! IF ANYBODY KNOWS MOTHER NATURE TELL HER TO MAKE IT STOP SNOWING OR OMW I AM GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING, REALLY BAD! I'LL LET YOU KNOW HOW BAD IT IS WHEN I THINK OF IT!