Crustation

James Maddi won a goldfish yesterday at his elementary schools fair, and today he decided to give it  name:

J. Maddi: I'm going to name him.... Gold.
Dad: Is his last name going to be Fish?
J. Maddi: Yup.
Dad: His middle name should be crustation.
Mom: Crustations have shells,
Dad: Yeah but his ANCESTORS were crustations.
J. Maddi: I'm just gonna name him Gold.

Bewilderment by Benson Kua